Saturday, April 24, 2010

Stupid or Bored?

She scratches her ear and side of her head with her back foot.
Then she tries to bite said foot for kicking her in the head.
Then realises that its own foot and tries to reprimand face for biting by whacking with front foot repeatedly.
Face is upset to be hit and tries to bite front feet.
Realises are one body and front feet pat snout in an attempt to calm face.

Stupid or Bored?

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And Dance The Hoochy-Coo

I used to drink, I used to smoke..
I used to smoked and drink, drink and smoke and dance the hoochy-coo.

Looks I want:






siiiiiigh
and I want new skinnies and winterish stuffs... and flatish shoes....
arrrhh nz is so lame
so is my history essay.
it is impossible for me to summarise.
>.>
yet its not a problem in exams because my memory is so atrocious

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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Cookie Update

...
Where there was 18
Now there are 12...
Midnight cookie thief.....
>.>

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Saturday, April 17, 2010

Oh The Joy Of Baking

I haven't baked all hols cept for hot cross buns which were fail - don't even want to talk about it.
So today.
I made cookies.
NOMZ
They're 'Bakery-Style' cookies... or so the heading of the recipe said hahahaaah
they est good.
it said to add 2 cups of chocolate chips
...
I didn't listen
So I put in some 60% chocolate, a block of Lindt coffee intense chocolate, and the half of bag of dark chocolate drops i had left.
They are orgasmic.
You can share the pleasure when I brings them on Tuesday.
Here's hoping there will still be some left... *nomz

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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Don't Drop The Ball

Nuclear Security Summit...
Tis interesting this nuclear business.
I think I remember telling winnie how nuclear bombs are made in lie year9 or something...
Trying to ban all nuclear weapons is probably not going to work.
Sure most would be able to hold off fucking up the entire world
but then there's that one vagina - i mean - face who will NOT agree to this and thus endangering the Rest Of The World, thus leaving the Rest Of The World in a bit of a dilemma.
You cannot fight darkness with darkness, you must find light to shed on the darkness.
If you fight fire with fire, you make a bigger fire - or in this case, NUCLEAR MUSHROOM CLOUD.
To eliminate the fire you must find water.
Water.
I do not know what the water to fire would be to nuclear weapons... you just find some damn water.
But knowing the spiteful Fates with their gross eye and Life and All That Jazz while the Rest Of The World is wounded but gloating like 'yeah look at my non-nuclear sexy pants'
BAM
a tsunami strikes.

Don't you love irony?
Water's not so great now is it.

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Monday, April 12, 2010

Stalk Stalk Stalk

Why is it that three is always the most aesthetically and aurally pleasing?
Hm...
So last night I was stalking Jeremy Dufour [If you were not a model what would you be doing right now? Je serais surement en cours de mathematique - I would be studying mathematics.]
Nomnomnom.. looking sexi-i mean seriously into the distance...
Look at that face...
Moi? Je suis tres tres intelligent et NOMSSSS
J'adore l'enfants... et laina bien sur.
dufour354.jpg image by zombiehero07
But look at that bone structuuuurre... Fine. I'll stop...
Well I obviously lied.
Heheheheheheee look at his face and blondnessssssss
Nomnomnom much?
There are many more that I like and are better than these but I htink you've had enough.
Buttttt how about some Romulo Pires - courtesy of Mr Lagerfeld himself
Doesn't he look like a cross between Orlando Bloom and Antonio Banderas?? He's brazilian =]]

[EDIT: dammit. it was a big big BIG pic. but when i copied it it got cut off. so i had to dl then upload it... and not tis small =[[ trust me. its fantastic big.]
I shall burn you with my smouldering 'sexy eyes' stare... that's right. take a note of this shakespeare girls. These are the sexy eyes that you make
[EDIT: again. had to resize]
He is the sexy one in the middle... Ooh senorita (pst is that brazilian? it is now) look at ze manbangss... tis soft. pat it. go on.
This is not sexy Orlando/Antonio lovechild. This is some guy wiht an okay face. But look at his back. Look at the apex of his arm and shoulder. NOMSSSS

This guy is a Dan from Gossip Girl lookalike... whats his name... i forgot. who cares. hes a dork. But look at this guy. he has the dorkiness downpat. Can he look dorkier? That visor...
Oh I stand corrected. His fish pout and the headdress is really working for him. It's like Miley Cyrus and Sacagewa(sp?) had a baby. even though theyre both female. Wow homo central today aez...
Nick Rae might be a dork impersonator. But he is possibly the king of the famous or infamous V. Dayum. How can he have such a good V when he has no abs?

[EDIT: those were previously one big thing... again resized]
Victor Norlander... He is just sexy. Look at him. Analyse him. Scientific conclusion? He is sexy.
Not a personal favourite. But look at his face. Look at that structure. LOOK AT IT DAMMIT
First they steal Clark Mallon's pants...
Then they steal his shirt... It's okay. I'm sure many girls *cough* are willing to offer themselves for you to wear. Noms. Look at zee abs. Follow my lead and look at zee abs. Joo laike? I'm cold. No one's complaining...
Terron Wood can not only fly... But he does it in his baby brother's boxer shorts. Noms. Chiselled as any damn michelangelo...
Now why can't our IT guys have bone structures like theirs... I like the one in front best. I won't even bother doing names. Just stare at the smartness=sexiness
Okay guys... I think that's about enough.
So last but most certainly not least...
Garrett Neff.. Was going to put another pic up without the logo... cept... heheheee. He had on some tighty whities. Hehehehheeeeh
Keep it pgr girls.

hehehhee that was fun

And remember.
Always be safe - use protection



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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Before I Read Yours... I Am No Sheep

Time started: 3:18
Name: Laina
Single or Taken: Single
Sex: Female
Birthday: 28 December
Sign: Capricorn
Eye colour: Brown
What are you wearing: Jeans and tee
Where do you live: Under the bridge
Righty or lefty: Righty

FAVORITE
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Where is your favorite place to shop: Not New Zealand. Tis lame.
Color: Red, black, grey... uh... purple.but not just any purple. haha
Number: 7 and 25
Boys Name: Damien
Girls Name: -
Animal: Leopards, Tigers, Snakes, Wolves... in that order i think haha
Month: uhh... idk. September? is September good? idk. lets say September.
Movie: Many many movies. par example... uh. mind blank.
Juice: Orange and mango fresh juice heheheeeh
Breakfast: depends what i feel like. but toasted poppy seed bagel with bagon and mushroom and tomato and ness... nomnomnomnom... and brie. heheheheeh and coffee or fresh orange/mango juice aussi. hehehheeeeh and/or pain au chocolat. or waffles. hehehehe
Favorite cartoon character: hm... this is hard. hmm... OH THIS IS HARD!! >.> pass?

HAVE YOU EVER
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Given anyone a bath: Yes
Smoked: Nope
Bungee Jumped: Not yet
Gone skinny dipping: No
Eaten a dog: No
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: No hahah i dont think ive been anywhere cold enough.. oh china. but thats gross.
Loved someone so much it made you cry: No
Broken a bone: Yes
Played truth or dare: Yes
Been in a physical fight: Nothing major.. i think... oh possibly with my brother.. but excluding borther nothing major.
Been in a police car: No
Been in a hot tub: Yes
Swam in the ocean: Yes
Fallen asleep in school: No
Ran away: No
Broken someone’s heart: Not that im aware of
Cried when someone died: No
Cried in school: Yes hahahaha i was a cry baby
Fell off your chair: hm... i havent fallen off it but ive missed it hahaha uno when u sit down and u realise oh sht. the ground is coming up towards my ass.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: No
Saved AIM/MSN conversation: No

WHAT IS
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Your good luck charm: Dont have one really... bummer.
Best song you ever heard: oooh... many. hahaahhaaah this is hard.... it depends what kind of mood im in. um theres Hurt - Christina Aguilera, Empire State of Mind (totally makes me feel like im in NY), Feeling Good, My Funny Valentine, Put Your Records On, Summertime... hahahaah
What’s your room like: Lame. hahahahaa i dont really like it
What kind of shampoo do you use: VO5... is it V05 or VO5? haha. i use that or sunsilk... or... idk hahahaaah i like nice smelling things.
Do you believe in karma: Nyah. Entropy of the universe continually increases.

HAVE YOU HAD
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Chicken pox: No
Sore Throat: Yes... hahahaa
Stitches: Yes
Broken nose: Not that I can recall

DO YOU
_______________________________________
Believe in love at first sight: No
Like picnics: Hehe sure. but it depends
Like school: Its alright. I guess so yeah..
What schools have you gone to: Ellerslie P, BHB P, RI, STCC
Would you eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars: . . . US$?? exchange rates are a btch you know. hahaha jokes. idk.
Who was the last person that called you: I don't really get called....
What makes you laugh the most: Um... idk. funny things hahahaaah Silly people and funny things

LAST PERSON
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You yelled at: uhh.... idk hahaa probs my dog
Who broke your heart: Tis been in deep freeze for far too long haha

Who is your loudest friend: HEHEHEHHEHEEHEEEH well it all depends doesnt it. hahahaah

DO YOU/ARE YOU
_______________________________________
Do you like filling these out: They're alright. time-kiler
Do you wear contacts or glasses: Jah
Do you like yourself: Not particularly
Do you get along with your family: No
Obsessive: Yes. hahaa
Compulsive: Not really
Anorexic: Absolutely no way in Hell, Heaven or anywhere in between

FINAL QUESTIONS
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What are you listening to right now: TV and party in the usa playing in my head
What did you do yesterday: hehehehheeeeh watched disney movies... heheee
Hate someone in your family: All the time
What car do you wish you had: I want more than one... heheheheeeh I want big black shiny monster of a thing that roars when you turn the engine on, and I want a tiny car in red i think, and a sleek car in.. silver? blue? black? idk hahahaha
Where do you want to get married: Well. IDK... Depends where in the world I am... is that included in the question? IDK. hahaha outside or inside? mayhaps more of an inside kind of girl. somewhre nice. with whiter lighting heheheheeh
If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: Oh please don't get me started
How many remote controls are in your house: Um.. a lot. hahahahaaah
Are you double jointed: No way. my joints are stubborn assholes.
Last time you took a bath: Jesus... um.... sht I don't even remember hahahaaa
The last movie you saw at the cinemas: Clash of the Titans in 3D... was alright hahahaah
Do you like scary or happy movies: Depends on my mood and the quality of the movie
Black or white: Depends ;] hahahaa but mostly black
Root Beer or Dr. Pepper: ...
Vanilla or chocolate: Chocolate ftw
Silver or Gold: Depends hahahaaah and it has to match
Diamond or Pearl: Diamonds usually haha
Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset
Sprite or 7up: Sprite
Cats or Dogs: Dogs
Coffee or Tea: Hm... depends what I feel like. both. hahah coffee? More caffeine buzz in that I think
Phone or in person: In person I think.... though it does depend
Are you the oldest, middle, youngest or only child: Eldest... >.> tis lame
Indoor or outdoor: Depends what I feel like... hahahaa and where I am...

Well this was exciting.

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Saturday, April 3, 2010

Jazz

Jazz, oh yes, jazz. To me, jazz is noise. Insolent noise.

I love the feeling of jazz.
Jazz is a feeling
mostly a tingly feeling.
Perhaps a tingly happy feeling - blue skies, smiling at me.. nothing but blue skies, do i see..
Or a tingly content feeling - summertime, and the living is easy.. fish are jumping, and the cotton is high..
Mayhaps a tingly melancholy feeling - but i miss you, most of all.. when autumn leaves start to fall..
Or uncommonly a tingly disgusted feeling - scent of magnolias, sweet and fresh.. then the smell of burning flesh..
Jazz is a tingly AWEsome feeling

unforgettable. in every way.

So hello.
howzit.
it's been a while.
=]
so tis the hols and tis easter weekend and im kinda a;lsdkjf;asldkfj;
idk... is anyone else feeling kinda.. lost?
i have lots of homework to do.
oh joy.
>.>
however i shall be enjoying myself these hols.
or trying to.
i feel like that theyre gna be really short and go by so quickly and i'll get absolutely nothign done.
but i guess thats what its always like.
as winnie witnessed today
i kinda like stress.
i live on stress.
stress is good for the soul.
but apparently not the heart or any other organs... or body parts for that matter.
oh wells.
according to weird tok youtube clip, the world is based on 'perception' and 'souls'.
All perception is apparently perceived by a larger being i.e. 'God'
fantastic.
That means.
That the keyboard or mouse or desk you are touching right now is not really there
it's just a perception

fascinating.

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